"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/13/2015 at 16:48 • Filed to: None

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Does a Jalopnik author need a portable cubicle? Does said Jalopnik author also have a fancy for mid-engine, 4x4, tiny vans with turbocharged 3-cylinders mated to manual transmissions? Well, good news! Such a thing exists in Montana, of all places!

This 1998 Daihatsu Hijet has 25,000 miles on it for a whoppingly high price of $12,500

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 16:50

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I didn't know they made cute little bro truck wheels!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 16:50

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rims are ugly, and I can assure some race-spec steelies would look a lot better.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 16:50

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I think they're for a side-by-side

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/13/2015 at 16:53

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RACE SPEC HIJET

davedave1111 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 16:54

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Montana isn't so surprising:

http://www.weatherfordminitrucks.com/

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 16:57

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why haven't you painted this like one of your French girls yet Arch Duke?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ly2v8-Brian 01/13/2015 at 16:58

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Because I have no desire to!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/13/2015 at 17:04

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yes.

Just get a set of these, and there you go.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 17:04

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not even if it was modified slightly?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ly2v8-Brian 01/13/2015 at 17:05

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Not happening

Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 17:05

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Hijets are kickass!

So much brilliance in so little space.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 17:06

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I can see you are unwavering

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/13/2015 at 17:10

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That's a very useful pic, seeing as how I've been wondering what it would look like if I painted the web of a set of Weld DragLites for my car. I need wonder no longer.

I still need to figure a way to retain my hubcaps to them. Maybe have the aluminum welder guy here at work put tabs on...

DailyTurismo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 17:11

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Seller's craigslist asking price a few months ago was $11,500. Don't wait or the price will go up!

Tohru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 18:04

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my lust for a 4wd kei van is turgid and unwavering

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 18:25

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Sorry to hijack, But I didn't want to make an entire post.

Can you ban Margaret J. Park over here please? She managed to get a new BMW from working at home, and wants me to join her. But I don't know what kind of BMW it is that she's going to be offering me, and I really don't want it to be an I3.

http://margaretjpark.kinja.com/

Never mind! My bad.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 01/13/2015 at 18:33

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No posts on oppo, no ban hammering can be done

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 18:35

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She was already Banhammerheadfirstpunch'D from Oppo and her posts are gone. Thanks!

The Real Dacia Sandero > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 19:20

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Either it's here illegally, or they are asking so much because they made the blood sacrifices necessary to get it here legitimately. CP either way.

 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2015 at 19:22

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There are a couple of those where I live. One is a van similar to that and the other is a pick up truck.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/14/2015 at 01:16

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That is epic.

Also, very CP.

thebigbossyboss > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/14/2015 at 11:08

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Want, but at like $3k.

thebigbossyboss > DailyTurismo 01/14/2015 at 11:08

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That's...strange.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/14/2015 at 19:11

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bruh

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/found-on-monta…

bruh

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 01/14/2015 at 19:14

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ha